Only Donald Trump could turn yesterday’s shit show of a press conference in Helsinki following the back rub he gave Russian president Vladimir Putin into an even bigger shit show in the day following.
In an effort to issue out some damage control, Trump said he ‘misspoke’ when he threw the United State intelligence community under the bus while Putin drove some cheaply made Russian bus over them.
Anyway’s here’s Trump yesterday totally whiffing as a member of the United States press lobbed a beach ball at him:
Days after the Justice Department indicted 12 Russian intelligence officers for interference in our elections, @realDonaldTrump still refuses to believe American intelligence over Vladmir Putin. pic.twitter.com/4phxz1w80H
— Senate Democrats (@SenateDems) July 16, 2018
But have no fear everyone, the White House isn’t Kremlin West yet. In the day and age of ‘alternate facts’, Trump simply said he meant to use the word ‘wouldn’t’ instead of ‘would’ blaming this whole mess on a ‘double-negative’.
🔥LIAR🔥@realDonaldTrump attempts to walk back his #treason, claims he meant to say there was no reason "it wouldn't be #Russia" behind election meddling.🙄
"I said the word would instead of wouldn't…I think that probably clarifies things."#Treasonpic.twitter.com/Nxl93c6CPY
— Dena Grayson, MD, PhD (@DrDenaGrayson) July 17, 2018
So there you go everyone. Problem solved! I guess we can move onto another infrastructure week right?
Seriously, does this guy take all of America to be complete fucking fools? Not to mention you have 24-hours to come up with an explanation for the slap on the ass you gave Putin yesterday and this is the best you can come up with?
Even if kicking Dan Coats in the nuts was the only thing Trump did yesterday to appease Putin, Trump also failed to publicly condemn the Russian dictator for his hand in gassing innocent Syrian civilians, killing British citizens via poisoning, invading a sovereign country in the Ukraine and downing a passenger airliner among other things.
But if a former KGB agent said he didn’t meddle with America’s so-called democracy then he didn’t meddle, the only thing Trump can do is ‘ask the questions’.
Trump got grabbed by the pussy yesterday by Putin and the only explanation we have today is Trump being a dotard and forgetting to add the ‘n’t’ at the end of ‘would’.
Give the American people a fucking break.
