Last night news broke that Kim Kardashian was reportedly robbed at gunpoint in an upscale apartment in an upscale district of Paris where the professional do-nothing was tied up and locked in a bathroom by masked men dressed as police offices while ‘several millions’ of dollars worth of jewelry were stolen. Word of the incident quickly made it across the pond to her husband Kanye West who abruptly ended his concert at the Meadows Festival in New York City to tend to a ‘family emergency’.
@kanyewest hope ur fam is ok, just know that my heart hurts rn. how could u b so heartless 🙁 pic.twitter.com/mZfbFAQ5Fz
— [] (@itsjustjewls) October 3, 2016
However since the report of the alleged robbery made headlines, people are already calling bullshit on the Kardashian story that Kim was robbed at gunpoint.
Digital Music News cites 12 different ‘bullshit’ flags on the robbery including asking how Kim Kardashian could actually be alone given her round the clock secret-service type security, location of the incident in Paris, police not commenting and the holes in the story when it comes to how many gunmen were actually involved. One Kardashian spokesperson and two gunmen, another said five.
Bullshit Flag #2: Paris police have declined to comment on the incident.
But, why would the Paris police department refrain from commenting on such a serious robbery? That would probably require some outstanding issue, for example, that they’re investigating a possible hoax or fabrication?
Instead, the French Interior Ministry has issued a statement parroting the details of a Kardashian representative.
Bullshit Flag #3: One Kardashian spokesperson said there were two gunmen. Another said there were five.
So which is it? If it was five, were there really five guys dressed up like Paris cops? That would draw a serious scene, and lots of witness reports.
But we haven’t heard any witness reports.
Bullshit Flag #4: It happened right in the middle of a Kanye West concert.
Perfect timing.
Things happen when things happen, but, right in the middle of a Kanye performance? That sounds suspiciously like an attempt to maximize publicity, with Kanye rushing off the stage to handle a ‘family emergency’.
We here at the Empire Media aren’t saying one way or the other as to whether or not Kim Kardashian is full of shit when it comes to the robbery allegations. If true it’s obviously a terrifying and traumatic experience and thank God her kids weren’t there.
Unfortunately who could be surprised if any shenanigans took place with the story considering how Mama Pimp Kris Jenner is probably wetting her pants over the publicity this incident will earn her family? Not to mention this is just another golden opportunity to continue to milk that Kim K marketing machine before making the full transition over to Kylie.